"Anyone can be a Santa. All it takes is a red suit and a white beard and strangers will treat you like a rich uncle even when you're stinking drunk and fondling their kids and saying things like "ever seen the north pole, sweetheart?" Oriental Trading Co. sells the full getup for $25, made in China out of 100% manmade materials by genuine political prisoners. One size fits all, and no, that ain't no candy cane in my pocket!"
(taken from http://www.santarchy.com)
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